Cause of North Korean Attack Uncovered


 

Image from The Village Voice

Kim Jong Il has confirmed he was drinking Four Loko, the alcoholic energy drink, Monday night before ordering an unexpected attack on a South Korean island.

 

Il claims Four Loko made him do it, joining several American college students, who have recently, blamed the drink for their idiotic behavior.

The North Korean equivalent of the FDA has decided to ban Four Loko from the only grocery store in North Korea that still has food on the shelves.

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